
THE GOSPEL OF THE ROYAL ARMORED CORPS
1.In the beginning there was the mud, the trenches and the barbed wire, and the greatest
scourge of allthe machine gun. This made the cavalry sore afraid and they prayed for
redemption, but redemption was not at hand.
2. The dashing people retired from the field of battle and prayed to their strange gods
saber, lance and carbine and made obeisance to their great god of victory HORSE,
praying for deliverance.
3. Their cries not fall on deaf ears, for from the west came a chosen people worshippers
of new and potent gods, Firepower, Armor and Mobility, the minor deities of the truly
great god TANK.
4. The chosen people a kindly and Christian people, heeded the cries of the cavalry and
smote their enemies and drove them from the battlefield.
5. Many were the prayers given onto the chosen people and their god of gods TANK who had
brought deliverance onto the cavalry, the dashing people.
6. But the dashing people turned from the god TANK and their gratitude was soon forgot and
they turned to their former gods, saber, lance, carbine and HORSE.
7. But the chosen people sent out missionaries to spread the word of the god TANK, and
eventually some of the dashing people heeded the word and followed the path of
righteousness, and prayed to TANK and were converted.
8. First among the dashing people were the tribe of the Cherry Trousers and they were
greatly honored for seeing the light and joining the chosen people.
9. But there were amongst the dashing people the unbelievers who refused to be converted.
10. But in the East there arose a great pestilence, Adolf, son of shitelgrober, and this
made the Pharisees tremble and some of the unbelievers were converted.
11. The pestilence spread throughout many lands and great was the cry unto the mighty god
TANK and the chosen people and some of the dashing people, smote him and drove him from
the battlefield.
12. And the remainder of the dashing people were converted and made homage to firepower
armor, mobility and TANK.
13. And the chosen people rejoiced and welcomed the dashing people into the fold and they
all became as one and there is only one god and his name is TANK.
14. The chosen people now number many but the greatest amongst them are the ones who
spread the word and converted the unbelievers and they are called TANKIES.
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